law degree

course that will require you to read 1000+ pages per week. will make you wish you could fly. or were super richer. or anything but what you are doing.

beware of the law students that call themselves lawyers and walk around in suits trying to prove to the world and themselves something or another.

Guy 1: DUDE! What is UP with that ugly ass looking bitch over there. Why does she have so many books?
Guy 2: Oh man! She must be taking a law degree!

Girl 1: Oh my god, why the HELL does that guy insist on coming to lecture in a suit all the freakin time!?!
Girl 2: Because he's taking a law degree, as are you. And I only asked how you were to make small talk so stop wasting my time and let me do my reading bitch.

law degree by avalaw February 18, 2009

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Facebook Law Degree

Where a political events occurs and people on social media (mainly stay at home moms) voice their opinions and convince other people on their newsfeed that they are correct.

*scrolls through Facebook*
Jane Doe posted, "I personally think that gay marriage should be illegal because it says so in the bible and my husband said it to be true, so I know i'm right."

Viewer: Man, this mom obviously has a Facebook Law Degree since she seems to know everything about everything.

Facebook Law Degree by Borbus Thurmps December 28, 2014

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YouTube law degree

A "YouTube" law degree: The unofficial certification earned by binge-watching criminal law tutorials on YouTube, enabling one to confidently handle police interrogations where ever being in the street or police station without a lawyer."

I got pulled over by the police the other day, and they had to let me go once they realized I had a YouTube law degree, so they couldn’t do anything. And they had to let me go lol.

YouTube law degree by Jamie Cheese November 2, 2025

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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