law degree 

course that will require you to read 1000+ pages per week. will make you wish you could fly. or were super richer. or anything but what you are doing.

beware of the law students that call themselves lawyers and walk around in suits trying to prove to the world and themselves something or another.

Guy 1: DUDE! What is UP with that ugly ass looking bitch over there. Why does she have so many books?
Guy 2: Oh man! She must be taking a law degree!

Girl 1: Oh my god, why the HELL does that guy insist on coming to lecture in a suit all the freakin time!?!
Girl 2: Because he's taking a law degree, as are you. And I only asked how you were to make small talk so stop wasting my time and let me do my reading bitch.

law degree by avalaw February 18, 2009

Facebook Law Degree 

Where a political events occurs and people on social media (mainly stay at home moms) voice their opinions and convince other people on their newsfeed that they are correct.

*scrolls through Facebook*
Jane Doe posted, "I personally think that gay marriage should be illegal because it says so in the bible and my husband said it to be true, so I know i'm right."

Viewer: Man, this mom obviously has a Facebook Law Degree since she seems to know everything about everything.

Facebook Law Degree by Borbus Thurmps December 28, 2014

YouTube law degree

A "YouTube" law degree: The unofficial certification earned by binge-watching criminal law tutorials on YouTube, enabling one to confidently handle police interrogations where ever being in the street or police station without a lawyer."

I got pulled over by the police the other day, and they had to let me go once they realized I had a YouTube law degree, so they couldn’t do anything. And they had to let me go lol.

YouTube law degree by Jamie Cheese November 2, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008