When you get completely smashed and end up spending the night in a welfare centre with no recollection of even drinking.
Shaniqua: I did so badly in my results, I need to get so wasted I forget them.
Mercedes: If you want to forgot them you can't just get wasted you need to get laurend.
by taniko September 2, 2015
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When you get so drunk you can't even remember your own name and end the night in a welfare tent with no memory of even drinking.
Shaniqua: I did so badly in my results I need to get proper smashed and forget it all.
Mercedes: Mate if you want to forget you can't just get smashed you need to get laurend.
by taniko September 1, 2015
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1) A terrible stench of a pun, emminating from the south-southwesterly region of old blighty
*shit pun is uttered*

"Fuck me, that was Laurendous"
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