a fish that produces a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase.
TOM:
"That fish just emitted a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase."
PHIL:
"That's because it's a laser fish, dummy."
"That fish just emitted a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase."
PHIL:
"That's because it's a laser fish, dummy."
by Pierce Hite February 1, 2008
Get the laser fish mug.the act of being a loser fish means to celebrate ones noobish qualities and defy the laws of nature. A loser fish is generally a person who is mentally impertinent and confused with life. Names that apply commonly to the loser fish title include; Angela, Matt, Kristen and bernard
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Loser or nerd in an upbeat, friendly fashion. An amicable term commonly used among friends to describe a person who undertakes an act of lameness.
1) Josh: The levels of dihydrogen monoxide in our drinking water have recently reached alarming levels.
Noah: Oh Josh, you're such a loserfish (endearing tone).
2) Noah: Hey Josh, its Friday night, do you want to come out with me and paint the town red along with some chicks we shall meet at the bar?
Josh: Nah, I don't feel like, I think I'll just stay home and read my new Encyclopedia of Nietzsche.
Noah: Oh Josh, you're such a loserfish (endearing tone).
Noah: Oh Josh, you're such a loserfish (endearing tone).
2) Noah: Hey Josh, its Friday night, do you want to come out with me and paint the town red along with some chicks we shall meet at the bar?
Josh: Nah, I don't feel like, I think I'll just stay home and read my new Encyclopedia of Nietzsche.
Noah: Oh Josh, you're such a loserfish (endearing tone).
by (Jared), Josh, Noah and Sarah January 28, 2008
Get the Loserfish mug.Laserfist. A fist primarily made out of a body of coherant energy, namely, in this case a "laser". The "laser" is then formed into the shape of a fist.
Bob got angry and readied his laserfist for battle. He struck Neil who was then obliterated into a fine bloody mist.
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Get the Loserfish mug.An amazing cute adorable lovable person. Neither a loser or a fish, rather an amazing rower.
LoserFish typically have blue eyes and an amazing physique, and their girlfriends are in love with them.
There really only is one LoserFish though :)
LoserFish typically have blue eyes and an amazing physique, and their girlfriends are in love with them.
There really only is one LoserFish though :)
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