laser fish

a fish that produces a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase.

TOM:
"That fish just emitted a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase."

PHIL:
"That's because it's a laser fish, dummy."

laser fish by Pierce Hite February 1, 2008

loser fish 

the act of being a loser fish means to celebrate ones noobish qualities and defy the laws of nature. A loser fish is generally a person who is mentally impertinent and confused with life. Names that apply commonly to the loser fish title include; Angela, Matt, Kristen and bernard

A: Do you think i could jump of this buil..-

B: dont be a loser fish you nong

loser fish by 12wootwoot September 17, 2011

Loserfish

Loser or nerd in an upbeat, friendly fashion. An amicable term commonly used among friends to describe a person who undertakes an act of lameness.

1) Josh: The levels of dihydrogen monoxide in our drinking water have recently reached alarming levels.

Noah: Oh Josh, you're such a loserfish (endearing tone).

2) Noah: Hey Josh, its Friday night, do you want to come out with me and paint the town red along with some chicks we shall meet at the bar?

Josh: Nah, I don't feel like, I think I'll just stay home and read my new Encyclopedia of Nietzsche.

Noah: Oh Josh, you're such a loserfish (endearing tone).

Loserfish by (Jared), Josh, Noah and Sarah January 28, 2008

laserfist 

Laserfist. A fist primarily made out of a body of coherant energy, namely, in this case a "laser". The "laser" is then formed into the shape of a fist.

Bob got angry and readied his laserfist for battle. He struck Neil who was then obliterated into a fine bloody mist.

laserfist by Laserfist January 9, 2008

Loserfish

Big fat loser meanyhead buttface

Why do you have to be such a loserfish all the time (blub blub)?

Loserfish by Shelly Stewart July 24, 2008

LoserFish

An amazing cute adorable lovable person. Neither a loser or a fish, rather an amazing rower.

LoserFish typically have blue eyes and an amazing physique, and their girlfriends are in love with them.

There really only is one LoserFish though :)

-I love you loserfish
-Aww thanks babe :)

LoserFish by LoserFishLover May 6, 2010

loserfish

an extremely gay mother fucker

eww.. ur such a loserfish for not letting me fuck u

loserfish by chrissy laws June 20, 2003