Noun: A beloved,deceased pet frozen for the benefit of the owner(s) who are not quite ready to depart with their dog. Certain veterinary offices are willing to keep your labsicle indefinitely for a fee.
Mr. Smith visited his labsicle frequently for several years until his grief ceased enough to get a new puppy.
Dave: “It seems like Terry is really enjoying that popsicle.”
Jason: “The way he’s attacking it, it’s now become a lovesicle.”
Dave: "Is Shelly performing felatio on that popsicle?"
Jason: "It sure looks like it. She doesn’t seem to have any trouble with the bigger lovesicles."
Lameville can be used to define any place that sucks big time. The place has to be totally bunk, though- the people suck, the atmosphere sucks, generally uninhabitable for your average Joe. Never ever apply to colleges in Lameville- you will be the coolest kid on campus, but thats not saying much. If theres more dogs then people, its lame. If theres more trailer parks then neighborhoods, its lame. If people say 'y'all', its lame. If it has the highest STD rate per capita, its lame AND dirty. You get the point.
Girdwood Alaska, Longview Washington, Poteau Oklahoma. "I stumbled off the plane and realized I'm in Lameville USA- get me outta here before I contract herpes!!"