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lamepress 

To make a clear impression whilst demonstrating lameness.

To make a lamepression.

To evoke the emotion "lamepressed".
There was a moment of silence after Sunil briefly and casually mentioned one of the finer points of the klingon language amidst the conversation we were having about rugby and televsision.
We all looked at each other briefly.
There was a magical moment in that silence when we were all of one mind, one emotion. We were so very nearly impressed. The comment had been pertainant, relevant, succint, yet esoteric. The words had come with elegant grace, the poetry of the moment.
We were collectively on the razor of being very impressed.
But somehow, some force of restraining sanity prevented us from taking that last step into actually being impressed.
That was it. Klingon language. Hardcore geek shit. Lame shit for guys who can't get laid.

That was is. We were all lamepressed. Sunil had made a strong lamepression.

The moment ended with a split-second of coded eye-contact, which included everyone except sunil. Dan cleared his throat as nina said "Ah... yeah."
The conversation continued.
lamepress by Sunil_ak October 11, 2007
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Chucking Lampreys 

The act of regurgitating or ejecting one's stomach contents.
Eddie can't hold his alcohol. Give him three drinks and he'll be in the bathroom chucking lampreys all night!
Chucking Lampreys by Limon Lives August 27, 2007

Lamenessisocity

the act or state of being lame to the point one needs extra syllables to to verbalize the idea.
lamenessisocity, no explanation necessary.
Lamenessisocity by whippey August 2, 2008

lameless 

Something is not lame, unlame or never lame during the period of existence; although it is extremely rare for anyone to achieve the state of lameless. As a result, it can only apply to most objects.
War of Warcraft (WOW) & Blizzard Entertainment are so so so lame that made Mediv down for 8 hrs today & 16 hrs the day before. Wow, you are level 60, you are so lameless here, stop raiding my kills & destroying my cave asshole!!!
lameless by VIAuyeung August 23, 2006

lameness 

the state of being lame.
The poser's lameness knew no bounds; he thought I'd be impressed by his hairy chest and his Pontiac.
lameness by snarkette May 29, 2004

Lovepression

When you get depressed about not finding love or getting sad about finding love but ends up breaking it
I have lovepression cause i dated this girl in my highschool freshmen year i thought she was the one but broke it.
Lovepression by lastatencion February 25, 2020

Lamerest 

Lamer than Lame. Lamer than Lamer. The Lamest of the Lame.
You're so lame, you're the lamerest.
Lamerest by dotdotcom September 10, 2010
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