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Kyrie Drew Irving is only the greatest player to ever touch a basketball. The greatest basketball player to ever play the sport. The best player of any sport of all time. As a child he would wake up from the pleasant dreams of him victimizing his opponents with his god-like handles. His father would wake him up every morning for school and force him to dribble his breakfast on the way to class. As he got older and started dunkin on people like the beast that he is, he'd go to the blacktop searching for any opponent he could find and put all of them bitches under the rim. Breaking ankles as if they were toothpicks. I tried using him on 2k but I used a mean crossover and my fucking PS4 fell. Kyrie agreed to let Lebron come to cleveland to help him win a championship, while he didn't really need help. Who needs a team when you have Kyrie? Kyrie could take on Team USA, The Dream Team, and the past 40 NBA Championship teams, 700 to 1. As soon as the ball touches the ground everyone within a 10 foot radius looses all feelings in their ankles, scientists tried to figure out the cause of this.
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Whose the best athlete in the world?
Kyrie Irving
by Anias January 29, 2015
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Kyrie " Uncle Drew" Irving is a professional NBA player for the Cleveland Cavaliers. He is known for his dynamic offensive ability, explosive ball handling, and clutch genes. Kyrie is one of the most popular nba players in the league, reason so is because of his streetball type of play style. Irving was the first pick in the stacked 2011 NBA Draft and has risen passed numerous injuries. In 2016, he became known as one of the league's best when hitting the game winning shot on Game 7 of the NBA Finals.
Stephen A Smith: Kyrie Irving, he's a BAAAAADD MAAANN!

Me: Irving is a fucking YOUNG GOD

LeBron James: Kyrie Irving is the Best Point Guard in our League

Klay Thompson: Dam, I can't guard Kyrie Irving

Mike Breen: " Irving on Curry, One-on-One, He puts it up, IT'S GOOD, Kyrie Irving from down town"

Me: " Hey did you see kyrie last night?"

Friend: " Yeah. Kyrie the GOAT man."
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When you only attend Duke for a year and they teach you the earth is flat
I don’t want to Kyrie Irving so I’m going to get my masters degree instead of playing basketball
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A Basketball player who plays for the Boston Celtics and wears a number 11 jersey.

He was drafted by the Cleveland Cavaliers in the 2011 Draft as the first pick. He was picked before Kawhi Leonard and Klay Thompson.

He shot a game winner against Golden State Warriors during the 2015-16 playoffs and helped Cleveland Cavaliers getting the champions.
Kyrie Irving is a basketball player who plays for the Boston Celtics
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Number 2 snake in the NBA behind Kevin Durant. The only time this player knows what the word "defense" is, is when he is getting defensive over being called a snake. 4-12 record in 2016-17 when he played and LeBron "THE GOAT" James sat out. Extremely overrated. Not a player you would build your team around.
Who would be stupid enough to request a trade off of a team that LeBron James plays on?

Only one person dumb enough: Kyrie Irving
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Kyrie irving - A Pussy NBA player who cries when his teammates get more attention than him, and can't stay healthy
Hey, that guy gets more attention than me should I do a kyrie Irving ?
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