kwaut

Used to describe a person who is the dumbest smart person you will ever know. They tend to use malpropisms or say words that just aren't quite right for the situation or are simply pronounced wrong.

Kwauts say things like: "That person is darkly complected" or "Will there be gratituitity added to the check." Also including phrases like "Thats a sexual induendo" or "If its any constellation..."
"ugh... kelsey is such a kwaut"

kwaut by Smathan December 28, 2007

Krauthammer 

An incredibly ugly guy you vaguely notice at a party, who seems to be a total chick magnet for no reason you can divine. You read the paper the next day and find he's either:
1/ Incredibly rich
2/ World champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ Some political pundit you never heard of before

Guy1: "See CNN last night?"
Guy2: "Yeah, that Krauthammer's a real... Krauthammer, I guess..."

Guy1: "Oh no: I ruined my shoes agin! Trod in some Krauthammer!"

Krauthammer by UncleDes March 5, 2009

Krautfunding

A combination of the words Kraut and crowdfunding.

Relying (too) heavily on the German nation to help combat one's financial or economic setback.

Following last month's injections by the ECB, critics note that Spain and Greece "are beginning to look more and more like Krautfunding projects."

Krautfunding by thijzert December 29, 2012

Jar of Kraut 

Also a vagina. Another slang term for female anatomy.

She was really into me. She told me to putt on a rubber and open her jar of kraut.

Jar of Kraut by TimboSlice262 January 4, 2017

Kautiana 

She’s the hottest girl you’ll ever find. She’ll always be there for you no matter what. She has a great body. Anywhere she goes, guys will be following. She may be a bit wild and crazy, but that’s her best character trait. Also, she has gorgeous hair.

Ooh, that Kautiana looks hot!!!

Kautiana by Toulouse Birdy April 8, 2020

kraut-mic

A German Irish. One of German and Irish desent.

"Ok, my Kraut-Mic friend,"

kraut-mic by Blake M July 16, 2007

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox 

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020