Used to describe a person who is the dumbest smart person you will ever know. They tend to use malpropisms or say words that just aren't quite right for the situation or are simply pronounced wrong.
Kwauts say things like: "That person is darkly complected" or "Will there be gratituitity added to the check." Also including phrases like "Thats a sexual induendo" or "If its any constellation..."
"ugh... kelsey is such a kwaut"
"ugh... kelsey is such a kwaut"
by Smathan December 28, 2007
Get the kwaut mug.An incredibly ugly guy you vaguely notice at a party, who seems to be a total chick magnet for no reason you can divine. You read the paper the next day and find he's either:
1/ Incredibly rich
2/ World champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ Some political pundit you never heard of before
1/ Incredibly rich
2/ World champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ Some political pundit you never heard of before
Guy1: "See CNN last night?"
Guy2: "Yeah, that Krauthammer's a real... Krauthammer, I guess..."
Guy1: "Oh no: I ruined my shoes agin! Trod in some Krauthammer!"
Guy2: "Yeah, that Krauthammer's a real... Krauthammer, I guess..."
Guy1: "Oh no: I ruined my shoes agin! Trod in some Krauthammer!"
by UncleDes March 5, 2009
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Relying (too) heavily on the German nation to help combat one's financial or economic setback.
Relying (too) heavily on the German nation to help combat one's financial or economic setback.
Following last month's injections by the ECB, critics note that Spain and Greece "are beginning to look more and more like Krautfunding projects."
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