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A kthon is a follower of online guru K. Thor Jensen, guiding intelligence behind the cult website Portal of Evil. Only the most favored kthons are invited to the semi-annual convention known as POECON (qv).
Fuck you, I'm not a Goon! I'm a Kthon!
kthon by Theo C. Cupier III November 4, 2004
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Submissive partner in a sadomasochistic homosexual relationship, esp. one conducted online.
You're nothing but a kthon, not fit to lick my boots.
Kthon by Rich "Gaylord" Kyanka January 23, 2004

Khondoker 

Great individuals
Good at everything
Tends to be very good looking
Rich
It will take us years to be Khondokers!

Those Khondokers blow my mind away
Khondoker by Aalvi August 5, 2009

khongorzul

Khongorzul is common name for female in Mongolia. It is named after a flower Gladholus. But few of people named Khongorzul are the most caring and lovable people in the world. They're smart, honest, funny but they are too shy to ask you out. I suggest asking them out first. After all they're still the best
Omg today I met Khongorzul. She is the best.
I'm gonna take her out tonight.
khongorzul by Qqqqqkkkkk November 19, 2019
Contraction of Ok, thanks, bye.
Used when you want someone to shut up (you're not exactly trying to be polite,) yet it's not considered as an insult like STFU. Also it can be used when answering a stupid n00b question, or after scolding someone.
I'm not arguing anymore. kthnxbai.
Stop that or I'll ban you. kthnxbai.
^ above isn't as insulting as STFU N00B!
kthnxbai by zirku September 23, 2005
“Khon” means “Brother” in the Assyrian language
“What’s Up Khon”
Khon by NemsLevvy May 15, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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