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A kthon is a follower of online guru K. Thor Jensen, guiding intelligence behind the cult website Portal of Evil. Only the most favored kthons are invited to the semi-annual convention known as POECON (qv).
Fuck you, I'm not a Goon! I'm a Kthon!
kthon by Theo C. Cupier III November 4, 2004
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Submissive partner in a sadomasochistic homosexual relationship, esp. one conducted online.
You're nothing but a kthon, not fit to lick my boots.
Kthon by Rich "Gaylord" Kyanka January 23, 2004

Khondoker 

Great individuals
Good at everything
Tends to be very good looking
Rich
It will take us years to be Khondokers!

Those Khondokers blow my mind away
Khondoker by Aalvi August 5, 2009

khongorzul

Khongorzul is common name for female in Mongolia. It is named after a flower Gladholus. But few of people named Khongorzul are the most caring and lovable people in the world. They're smart, honest, funny but they are too shy to ask you out. I suggest asking them out first. After all they're still the best
Omg today I met Khongorzul. She is the best.
I'm gonna take her out tonight.
khongorzul by Qqqqqkkkkk November 19, 2019
Contraction of Ok, thanks, bye.
Used when you want someone to shut up (you're not exactly trying to be polite,) yet it's not considered as an insult like STFU. Also it can be used when answering a stupid n00b question, or after scolding someone.
I'm not arguing anymore. kthnxbai.
Stop that or I'll ban you. kthnxbai.
^ above isn't as insulting as STFU N00B!
kthnxbai by zirku September 23, 2005
“Khon” means “Brother” in the Assyrian language
“What’s Up Khon”
Khon by NemsLevvy May 15, 2020
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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