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1.Another name for a person who is laugh your ass of hilarious, attractive, and an overall awesome guy. This is the type of person who you want to have your back because when it comes to arguments, he doesn't loose.

2.When a man has a 13 inch penis and announces it randomly, while a crowd claps for him. This is pulling a kristian kessler.
Wow, did you see the size of that guys dick?! He must be a kristian kessler!!!
by KesslerMcJewNose April 18, 2017
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