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krisspain 

The most amazing guy ever. He's a good friend, boyfriend, and person in general. He's so cute and any girl would be lucky to be with him. He has the greatest smile that can make your heart skip a beat. When I look into his eyes, I can tell that he sincerely cares about me. When he kisses me, I lose my breath and nothing else matters. He plays guitar, races dirtbikes, and is a natural born firefighter. He's not scared of anything; except the dark, and he would be pissed if I told you that. He can sing, but he'll never tell you that himself. He can get any girl he wants, and go anywhere he wants to in life. He can't spell, but he's extremely smart. He's strong; not just physically, but mentally and emotionally. He loves his family and would do anything for them. He's funny and can always turn your day around. He reminds me of my father, who I happen to love very much. He's the kind of guy that respects a girl: opens doors for them, defends them, and protects them. He's the guy I would fight for. He's the guy that I fell in love with. And he's the guy that I want to marry and spend the rest of my life with.
Some stupid girl hurt krisspain and I want to send her to the hospital for what she did.
krisspain by Yours.truly September 24, 2011
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Krissinitis 

An intense version of love-sickness: To be madly in love, or heavily infatuated with girl by the name of Kristina or Krissy. Symptoms often include shallow breathing, lightness of head, inability to think of thing other than Kristina and/or romantic fantasies with this person. Cures are unheard of at this point in time.
"I love Kristina like nothing I have ever felt before... I can't stop thinking about her! There seems to be no cure for Krissinitis (but I don't really want there to be.)
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Krissandra 

There are many ways to spell krissandra. People often spell it like Cassandra, Kassandra , krisandra , crisandra rtf. Krissandra’s have 10 letters in their name so already you can just tell that they are unique. Krissandra’s are different . They don’t like being the same as other people they love doing things different and standing out from the crowd. Sometimes krissandra’s can shorten their name to kriss, krissy etc because their name is long. Krissandra’s are funny , loyal , fun and caring. They are the always the ones to joke around and make people laugh. They have got really thick skin but if you take all them layers of you get a shy bitch.
*everyones is laughing*

“That’s defo a krissandra”

“Of course” “she’s funny🤣”
Krissandra by Yourdadsfavourite February 20, 2019

krissing 

When someone wears the same colour from shoes to headwear and all accessories
Wow he is wearing all blue, his is krissing
krissing by Chriswithac February 16, 2019

kissprin 

a cure for love attacks,another word for a kiss
girl: "I get love attacks everytime Im with you"
boy: "well let me give you some kissprin" *kisses her"
kissprin by CuriousityKillsMe September 30, 2006

krissanya 

A beautiful girl of Indian origin

Smart and curious
Krissanya is so cute should I ask her out
krissanya by Itsmebich June 20, 2019

krissangel 

Is the most amazing human on earth. Capable of making anyone smile with that huge personality her only problem is that she is short and gets angry fast. So don't make her mad. She also mad thicc. Like thicc thicc. Getting all the eyes around her to turn towards her.
Person 1:See that thicc shortie over there
Person 2:Ya must be krissangel
krissangel by Te amo perra November 30, 2019
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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