when a straight man sucks a dick for cocaine (cocaine+homo=kokomo) ... not to be mixed up with the beach boys song about the city.
Fred: "i have this blow and a hard on but there are no girls here." Josh: "call over jim he is a kokomo."
by JeM1990 July 28, 2010
This is a sexual act of disrespect where a male bores a hole in a coconut and ejaculates inside. He then removes his penis and covers the hole with his hand. Finally, he shakes it vigorously before pouring its contents on his partner's face.
by Princess Woods January 4, 2009
verb: Kokomo
To get "Kokomoed" is defined by the act of being run over while lawfully crossing a two way street while bicycling on a Multi Use Path (MUP). More specifically, the action takes place while most drivers are yielding to the cyclist and one (or many) fail to stop in time, trying to squeeze by the right side of the stopped vehicles.
To get "Kokomoed" is defined by the act of being run over while lawfully crossing a two way street while bicycling on a Multi Use Path (MUP). More specifically, the action takes place while most drivers are yielding to the cyclist and one (or many) fail to stop in time, trying to squeeze by the right side of the stopped vehicles.
by huhenio August 15, 2008
This is a sexual act of disrespect where a male bores a hole in a coconut and ejaculates inside. He then removes his penis and covers the hole with his hand. Finally, he shakes it vigorously before pouring its contents on his partner's face.
by Princess Woods January 4, 2009
Used to describe the event of having a song stuck in one's head, often one found annoying, insufferable, and universally loathed.
It serves no other purpose than to occupy one's thoughts, aching to be sung aloud, with the intent of infecting other victims, often to fellow shoppers in places such as grocery stores as no one would willingly choose to listen to a kokomo in private.
It is known to ruin lives, personally and professionally.
It serves no other purpose than to occupy one's thoughts, aching to be sung aloud, with the intent of infecting other victims, often to fellow shoppers in places such as grocery stores as no one would willingly choose to listen to a kokomo in private.
It is known to ruin lives, personally and professionally.
I could never finish watching "Cocktail" because that stupid kokomo comes on and I could never concentrate on the movie. I then decided to mute it when the song comes on. Man, "Cocktail" sucks.
by Drunken Sir Lee November 17, 2010
A sexual encounter in which the partners quickly undress but then proceed more slowly. Named for the line in the eponymous Beach Boys song: "Kokomo, we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow."
by p-fal April 24, 2018
Also known as side swept bangs. A hairstyle often worn by teenagers or young adults to try to look trendy. This hairstyle is popular among surfers, emos and those that are TRYING to be surfers or emo! These young people have no sense of originality, so they just copy the same hair style everyone else has and the result is just lame.
by klotz123 September 2, 2009