Knobwrangler

"Noun"
Label for someone who is a real doofus, a total knob, and this is the perfect way of expressing that.

"Pete you're a knobwrangler!! Stop being such a cheesy knob!"

Knobwrangler by RosscoKane September 19, 2007

knob wrangler 

Person who tries to give 'pleasure of the hand' to man but fails to make the experience enjoyable. The unenjoyable experience can be likened to having your cock stretched, twisted, man-handled, strangled or wrangled.

Flippin' heck my cocks sore from last night that bird I met was a fucking knob wrangler

knob wrangler by mashedroots November 29, 2012