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A social retard who is born with a mental condition that makes them have to work a million times harder to be able to simple things such as communicate and keep up with group conversations. They also find it hard to understand simple instructions.
For example if kineil was asked to go to the shop for 4 pints of milk then it is likely that he will return with just 1 pint of milk.
Person 1 : "Did you guys hear about that guy that died while he was planking in Australia?"

Person 2 : "Yeah, I heard he fell off a balcony"

Person 3 : "Thats fucking crazy man"

10 minutes after the conversation took place;

Kineil Wardop : "Did anyone hear about that guy that died when he was planking?"

Persons 1,2 and 3 : "Awright kineil!"
kineil by KiNEIL September 20, 2013
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Northern English slang/shorted version of 'Fucking Hell'. Used to show annoyance/surprise.
"Kinel Neal, you not finished that chiller order yet?! Come on I need to hit prod today"
kinel by don-noledge May 13, 2016
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Keneilwe 

Keneilwe means "I am given".... So Keneilwe is probably given the cutest smile and laughter, she likes laughing for no reason,she is kind and gives the world's most comfiest hugs, she is very smart, she loves food alot, She is bearly angry, and if she does get angry distance yourself from her, she is a very private person, she got a very intimidating look but trust me it's harmless. So if you date her you got your self a keeper she kinda the wifiey person you would need....
Him: there she is again, Keneilwe !! I'd say God bless her but I see he already did.
Keneilwe by Keneilwe November 24, 2021
the adverb form of "kinky"
"I will teach you a lesson, very kinkily."
kinkily by eccentRik October 27, 2008
English word, slang for "Fucking Hell"
Oh kinell! You cheeky fucker!
kinell by Richard November 6, 2003
Slang for "F*cking hell"

Say it fast and it sounds like it
...Kinell you spack...
Kinell by cohen1337 October 5, 2007

Kingilingan

Local name of anybody, mainly rednecks, from the King, NC area.
When you get to King you need to watch out for those Kingilingans.
Kingilingan by Erik Christian June 12, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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