kill light

Large D-cell maglite (sometimes 6-D cell length), basically a long milled aluminum bat, which biker gangs carry for use as a weapon with multiple uses. Much more legal for open carry than a purpose-made club, axe handle, sap, or blackjack.

"Did you see what happened last night?"
"No."
"Big Al gave some punk the beatdown with his kill light. Blood everywhere."

kill light by Newbtoob June 5, 2011

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Kill The Lights!

When you hide under you crushes bed and wait for her to go to sleep.

Nigge 1 - Yo bro why are you in a good mood

Nigge 2 - It's nothing all I did with my girl is Kill The Lights!
Nigge 1 - You don't have a girlfriend

Nigge 2 - Don't worry about it

Kill The Lights! by Omg Daddy October 13, 2021

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kill the lights

"cut power tothe lights by positioning the switch into the off position"

kill the lights, I don't want anyone to see me fuck this passed out jail bait.

kill the lights by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004

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Buzz Lightyear Kill

It's like a buzzkill but for kids who are not old enough to drink.

Kid 1: The babysitter made this lameass limeaid stuff instead of letting us drink Pepsi.

Kid 2: What a Buzz Lightyear kill.

Buzz Lightyear Kill by bbcard1 August 14, 2011

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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