Kiking

1: being cheap and/or frugal to a fault

2: screwing someone over in a royal fashion

3: bailing on plans at the last minute

1:
Dan: You should buy that jacket. It's very nice.
Tim: It is nice, but it's expensive. I think I'm kiking out.

2:
Tim: I am going to buy the Mayweather fight but my wife said no one can come over to watch.
Dan: Bro, you're kiking me.

3:
Dan: We still on to catch that movie tonight?
(Waits 3 hours to respond)
Tim: No, I have to work on my day off.

Dan: What a way to leave a kiking on me on a Saturday!

by droopscrotty April 19, 2018

pistol kiking

An unbelievably long vascular but flaccid penis.

The buff man pulled down his pants to reveal his large package, to bad he has a pistol kiking.

by SirJr420 January 22, 2018

kiking

Based on the derogatory term for jew -- kike. Kiking is the act of going to a Jewish deli to eat yummy treats. Closely related to jewing.

Dude, I'm hungry. Wanna go kiking?
Nah, I'm not in the mood for chopped liver sammiches today.

by Tommy Pickle January 26, 2005