kihne

A crazy, sexy individual. Not recommended to subdue by ones self. Strong and intelligent. A deep lover who cares deeply for one. Typically not someone you would want to piss off.

That Kihne man sure is sexy!

by JDKIHNE April 15, 2014

blown kidney

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out

Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.

by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

Dingo's Kidneys

A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.

Seriously? I have to give an example in a sentence? I can't just leave it blank? WTF?! That's a load of dingo's kidneys!

by wfly81 July 1, 2014

Kinnebrewster

A moist, rumbling, ear piercing fart which often results in an accident

Did you hear that Kinnebrewster that Chocky ripped in the UMass library? He must have shit his panties

by Pito February 14, 2020

kidney-wiper

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.

'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'

by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007

Kinect 2.0

Microsoft's next accessory (or necessity) for their newest gaming console, Xbox One (ton). It can recognize your voice (probably as good as Windows voice recognition can), Skype someone (while you're trying to watch a movie), and detect your movements so you can play games or navigate with it! (Probably really crappy games and an even crappier Windows 8 styled User Interface) It will probably become the NSA's new mastuerbation machine.

Kinect 2.0? Hmm...I should consider getting a job at the NSA.

by Microsoft H8R October 13, 2013

kinnedy

Girl misunderstood by others but has a beauty. Her beauty is different from societies definition and she's very confident and straightforward with most things she does. She can be hard to handle but those that can do the task tend to be strong and great people.

Beauty Kinnedy

by freebielover72 November 3, 2013