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Kriff
A "swear word" used by characters in the Star Wars Expanded Universe
Usually used in real life by people too prudish to swear
Usually used in real life by people too prudish to swear
Kriff by Mistlebone January 13, 2017
Lane Kiffin
A foolish or stupid person. A person with a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term once belonged to a classification system considered offensive, but in 2009 prevalent use of the term has been granted widespread acceptance.
Lane Kiffin by bb3 February 6, 2009
Kahiffle
Kha-hiff-le
a Kahiffle is when you are stuck in a sticky situation or confused about something. Not sure on what to do next , you are in a pickel. Being in a position that you can not get out of
a Kahiffle is when you are stuck in a sticky situation or confused about something. Not sure on what to do next , you are in a pickel. Being in a position that you can not get out of
Man i was in a big Kahiffle when my mom walked into me and my girlfriend making out
i was in a kahiffle when i had to choose to buy a ps3 or a Xbox 360
You are cheating on your girlfriend and meeting up with another girl going to the mall, you are having fun until you walk into your girlfriend
i was in a kahiffle when i had to choose to buy a ps3 or a Xbox 360
You are cheating on your girlfriend and meeting up with another girl going to the mall, you are having fun until you walk into your girlfriend
Kahiffle by CokoloneMafia May 3, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.