keyboard crusader

A person who spends hours on the internet(mostly YouTube) everyday, trying to sway the minds of anonymous people by posting politically or socially based propaganda, because they are incapable of debating in person. In other words: a mentally unstable person, with far too much time on their hands.

" Man I can't stand that guy. He is always trolling the same videos posting the same rhetoric day in, day out."

" Aw, forget about him, he's a fucking keyboard crusader."

keyboard crusader by Tough actin Tinactin February 14, 2012

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Keyboard Crusader

The leveling up of trolls from Keyboard Warrior to Keyboard Crusader in one troll attempt. It is as difficult to do, as it is to kill 2 stones with one bird.

"Yo man, Arthur one time trolled someone. He leveled up from keyboard warrior to keyboard crusader!"
"NO WAY MAN!"

Keyboard Crusader by KeyboardCrusader October 29, 2009

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Keyboard crusader

A person who spends most of there time preaching religious words on the internet. Much like a keyboard warrior, but fight for god on the internet.

GodLov3sYou: There is NO hate in God. God is LOVE.

Loldogzx: STFU and GTFO you keyboard crusader

Keyboard crusader by O-DOGGIES July 18, 2012

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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