kerblockin 

when someone takes the side of their(usually)pointer finger on one hand, or the front of a few fingers and moves them back and forth across the front of the nose, which slightly moves the nose's position left and right across that general area of the face, due to the nose itching.When being around someone who kerblocks constantly, you may get very annoyed; sometimes you can hear a little squeaky sound.

Kurt:dude,did you see kisty last night? He was kerblockin all night long!
Ja'Quez:yeah dude, I was getting really annoyed

kerblockin by brett474 September 1, 2008

Keyblocking 

Keyblocking occurs when a co-worker places documents or memos on top of your keyboard in an office environment, with the purpose of forcing you to deal with said document before resuming internet activities at work. It is a coworkers way of saying "pay attention to this before doing anything else". Normally, multiple documents will pile up on one's keyboard that must be dealt with in turn before surfing the internet can continue.

"Hey Mike, did you see those naked pictures of Scarlett Johannson yet?"

"Not yet man. I was gonna look at them when I got back to my desk but my boss keeps keyblocking me"

Keyblocking by Mr. Quintastic October 14, 2011

kerblockistan 

The town where people run red lights.

Idiots from kerblockistan

kerblockistan by Child0099283 February 15, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016