kenjackson8958, donkey kegel
by Kenjackson September 15, 2022
As we all know, a “Karen” is a woman who is being “the worst.” A “Kegel of Karens” is the term to refer to Karens that have gathered in a group, much like a flock of birds, gaggle of geese, murder of crows, or a herd of cows.
“Wow- check out that Kegel of Karens ripping that manager a new one over there.” or “That Kegel of Karens are way too aggressive at their kids’ hockey game.”
by Kdubbs326 July 7, 2023
The involuntary act of constricting one's sphincter when met with alarming news and or a fearful situation.
by Fathawgimus March 13, 2021
little weighted metal balls that go up a vagina to locate a pelvic floor and strengthen muscles. used early in 500 AD, for sexual stimulation.
aria: ew i just found lindsay's kegel balls in the cupboard we share!!!
luke: oh my god! how big were they?!?! ;) ;)
luke: oh my god! how big were they?!?! ;) ;)
by obssessivefangirl March 13, 2016
Balls that are used for self pleasure. Usually two balls that are attached to eachother. You may stick them in the many orifices that you have on your body. For example, your anus, or crotch if female.
by mireyaaaaaaa March 15, 2016