kegalcise

the act of exercising the vagina (kegal) muscles.
you can kegalcise at any time; unlike exercising you do not even need to wear your tennis shoes.

Yesterday I kegalcised my entire way to class and I didn't even get tired.

Clara likes kegalcising whenever she speaks to her mom on the phone.

Mary likes to pass her time at church by kegalcising to the beats of the hymns.

kegalcise by thinkTXbig April 17, 2009

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kegelcizer

An exercise machine depicted in the television show "Futurama" that aids Kegel exercises, which strengthen the pelvic floor muscles in the vagina.

"I'm going to work out on the Kegelcizer."

kegelcizer by The Socially Inept Club April 1, 2008

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sweet kegaline

the act of squirting a combination of sugar grenadine and any other juice into the vagina and havng the woman kegal it out into your mouth.

last night i did a sweet kegaline, and it was the most refreshing, best tasting pussy I ever had! not to mention vitamin enhanced...

sweet kegaline by eddie the awesome January 16, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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