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someone hwo typically says the wrong thing and more often ends up doing the wornd thing

loves blow jobs
espacially from younger chicks
usually likes to threaten (rat poisining) not loved by many
"i didnt even know him but he wanted me to give him a bj??" what a total kaseim
kaseim by fwetfa June 26, 2009
Kassim is a really peng person with a 10/10 personality he is also tall, and has a fully connected beard. Kassim is a man that you want to marry he is also very caring and protects those around him. He is one of the only people that will have his friends back through anything. Get yourself a kassim .
Is that kassim omg he is sooooo handsome
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kaseim • kasim • kassim • Kaseem • kasem • kasimir • kasemo • Kashima • KashimusPrime • Kassimu
One who distributes.People with this name have a deep inner desire to use their abilities in leadership, and to have personal independence. People with this name are competent, practical, and often obtain great power and wealth.
You try to be a Kasim and you will be succcessful
kasim by savvys February 10, 2014
A guy who is very athletic and cares about his health. A Kasimir is also very kind, helpful, and loving. He is also extremely blessed with a large penis and is a great lover. Every girl needs a Kasimir
We need a Kasimir to help win the game
Kasimir by Gianna Marie July 28, 2016

KashimusPrime 

A shallow race-baiting, narcissist who thinks they know better than everyone else. They will belittle, name-call & mock anyone who dares disagree with their opinion, they're also a compulsive liar. Despite their massive ego they cannot take a lick of criticism without throwing a temper tantrum & deleting comments. They have the mental maturity of a 5 year old despite being a full-grown adult...
KashimusPrime? That shallow narcissist...
KashimusPrime by TotoBro February 15, 2021
this man is the most attractive guy to ever walk this earth. he is kind, considerate, and ridiculously fucking talented . literally, he could do anything he possibly wanted to— especially if it’s artistic . he’s so creative and that massive talent makes him so much more attractive. he seems a bit quiet when you first meet him but it’s the quiet ones that got them big ass shlongs that’ll have you screaming and crying. that dick do sumn else fr 🤝 he is trustworthy and has the most beautiful soul— no one could ever not love Kasim. if you have beef with Kasim, YOU’RE the problem. he is the most wonderful human being one will ever have the privilege and delight of encountering. he is also very gay!
some guy: ay you see Kasim over there?
some girl: yea, i’m totally in love w him <3
some guy: wait didnt the description say he’s gay?
some girl: dude, umbrella term ! he’s bi!
Kasim by thatqueersluttybitch4206969 November 22, 2021

KashimusPrime 

A shallow, race-baiting narcissist who thinks they know better than everyone else. They will belittle, name-call & mock anyone who dares disagree with their opinion, they're also a compulsive liar. Despite their massive ego they cannot take a lick of criticism without throwing a temper tantrum & deleting comments. They have the mental maturity of a 5 year old despite being a full-grown adult...
KashimusPrime? That shallow narcissist...
KashimusPrime by TotoBro February 16, 2021
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