a hippie who resides in the woods of west virginia, he originially heils from the hills of poland. known for having sex with elderly women in retirement homes, poisoning them with his vile potion of mead.

kapczynski was caught masturbating inside the firestone

kapczynski by moses harris January 10, 2008

Kapcake

First go to a Scottish village where you need to find kid called Kacper. Break into the young virgins house and take the ornamental kilt off of the wall and strangle him to death with it. After the virgin is dead invite your girl and your best friend round to his house. And proceed to have sex with your girl on top of the dead Kacper young body whilst your best friend watches and jacks off. Your girl need to be sick onto her crotch area while naked and you do the same. Continue to finger the girl pushing all the chunks inside of her pussy. You then continue to eat her pussy getting as much chunks out as you can all while your best friend awkwardly jacks off.

'I wanted to treat my girl... so I took her for a Kapcake'

Kapcake by RosieLovesMeReally July 30, 2016

kapcinpau

A term in Greek for the greatest that hates people like Cody, Zach, Kai, dal khai, Kim, Ryan , and monkeys. But fw with Alex and Raul and white people

I hate my followers say’s kapcinpau

kapcinpau by Refhygifgjughbvvhbgbjj November 20, 2023

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026