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A Sprint-based MVNO based in Bethesda, Maryland, that caters to the "tween" demographic (kids ages 8-13) through its trendy phones, kid-appropriate content, and simple pay-as-you-go billing format. The goal of the company is to sell phones that appeal to both increasingly technology-savvy youths and to their parents.

kajeet, Inc is represented by six "Dudes", each of whom has his or her own unique color and character traits. As it currently stands, the "Dudes" are: Lottie, Zeo, Skratch, Tallulah, Obie, and Kane.

The term "kajeet" has been likened to a bird call or a new species of foreign intelligence but is, in fact, just an acronym of the first names of the company's founders' children.
"My 10-year old keeps begging me for a cell phone, but I'm worried he's not ready for one of his own."

"Buy him a kajeet phone. It's completely kid-appropriate, it lets you control when and to what extent he uses it, and best of all, both of you will agree on something, for once."
kajeet by Skratchftw! July 13, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
An advanced form of the word yeet for the average intellectual
Damn I really want to KAZEET off a cliff right now
Oh man she really just kazeetus that fetus
Kazeet by Bonjouritsolive February 28, 2019
Related Words
kajeet Kajetan kaveet Kajeeb Kajeeran kateet kaveeta kaveetha kayeet Kageet
when you want kahoot and to yeet at the same time
Lemme just kayeet that thot out of here
kayeet by VERY_MUCH April 20, 2018
Kajeeb, a term used for a squeaky voiced boy who plays Minecraft. A Kajeeb is a person who loves to use terms such as "nigger" or "bitch" to call and hurt other peoples feelings with.
Wow, I just talked to a kid who sounds like Kajeeb.
I just said things I shouldn't have said... I'm such a Kajeeb.
Kajeeb by DiamondDude May 10, 2018
A very good looking man with brown hair and blue/green eyes.He is the most kind and loyal lad you’ll ever meet.Although acting a bit tough he is a bit soft inside and is willing to do anything for someone he loves.He has a very good sense of humor and can have a conversation with anyone about anything.He is very good with talking with people who need someone to talk to,so don’t be embarrassed to talk to him about something bugging you,he will always be there for you.
Kajetan:Hey are you okay,do you want to talk?
C:I’m not okay,i need to talk to someone i can trust.
Kajetan:Im all ears.
Kajetan by Loyalyiskey March 20, 2019
A really pretty girl that has a charming smile and wild eyes. She can seem shy at first but when this girl gets to know you she's the craziest person you'll know! Kaveeta has a large group of people wanting to know her, mainly boys. She is a loyal and loved creature, that you should keep around. There is no doubt you'll fall for her.
She is like a Kaveeta
Kaveeta by smartDesi November 2, 2013
A combination of kahoot and yeet. When you so stressed you can't handle anything, but with a "ka" in the front.
I'm going to kayeet myself out the window.
Kayeet by McNooter April 3, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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