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woah! whos that guy?!?!

oh him? thats jyotir, he is a minecraft god?!?
jyotir by luvthorns December 9, 2021
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A highly cringey individual found in its natural habitat of India. A jyotir can be identified by its unique vocal characteristics, a jyotir always sounds like a broken bagpipe due to its several voice cracks. It can also be recognized by its one of a kind behavior, that being unbearable and unbelievably unfunny. a jyotir is a wannabe who can never be, a prick that can never penetrate, a jyotir also has a very wobbly physique and can be seen being a try-hard at all times.
Wade: Look at that guy across the table how can anyone be so stupid and unintentionally funny, the guy is a living, breathing star wars prequel character.
Slade: Yeah dude, he's a total Jyotir.
Jyotir by jyotir's mum November 27, 2018
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Jyoti means divine light. She will conquer the world and blow your mind. She is pretty chill and likes to wear sweatpants but has great hair and nails. She is an amazing cook, empowered, bold and beautiful. Jyoti is changing the world and people wonder where did this chick come from? She gets noticed!
Oh thank goodness Jyoti is here! Woohoo!
Jyoti by *Mysteries* October 26, 2018
A beautiful talented girl with a dream to explore, adventure, talk to new people, make new friends and stick to her loved one. She’s extremely mature in taking decisions but she could laugh and cry like a baby as well. Her intentions are positively clear and her soul is pure. She’ll be there for the people she cares, no matter what. She can never hate a person. Yes she is possessive but very adorable. Extremely bold. And has a shine in those eyes.
Hey look at that bubbly life filled girl, yes she seems to be jyotika!
Jyotika by ssmileyy August 24, 2018

Jyotiraditya

Hindu name, meaning:-
Resplendece of the sun,

or Lord Krishna.
This name is also used by a prince.
This name is characterized by Witty,clever, bright people.
Jyotiraditya your name sounds cool dude, how is it even pronounced?
Jyoti means light.
Jyoti by Soccer11lol October 22, 2016

jyotishman 

A talented guy who is super cute, has over millions of friends. He loves animals and is fun loving. He is a man of his words and can do every possible thing for his friends. He is mature and a super honest guy. You'll be thrilled if you ever meet him!!
Bob: look at him!! He's so talented.
Gabby: Exactly, I heard he is good at singing and can dance too.
Bob: Must be 'jyotishman'
jyotishman by Dikshita January 26, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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