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(noun) A victim of being bukkaked by a train of Japanese men. Such trauma will lead to a life a being a useless, fat, piece of sh*t.
Poor Josh, says he went to the "wrong" club in Japan. Now that he's jtrain, he should just shoot himself
jtrain by SDSUStoner October 13, 2005
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A term to describe Skier or Snowboarder that hits rails.
Can be used instead of words buddy and mate to describe an individual who’s is a park rat
Hey jtrain how’s the pipe today?
jtrain by J Darkness August 28, 2006
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a male with a micropenis.
Everything was going well, until I found out he was actually a jtran.
jtran by bartyboii December 17, 2014
The Jesus Train. The way rap artist TobyMac describes the way a christian gets from this earth to eternal glory in Heaven.
"Sit back, relax, put on your travelin' gear
No need to doubt, so put aside your fear
"Destination" out of this atmosphere
It's the J-Train, baby, we depart from right here"
J train by Josiah February 29, 2004
J-Train is one of the members of the famous rap group "The Blood Clot Foundation"
"Yo man! J-Train is a true rapping nigger."
J-Train by J-Train October 7, 2004
Used in a Toby Mac song refering to the "Jesus train" and going to heaven parts of the song say "I got a ticket to ride to the other side" ,"ride ride wanna ride on the J-train"
i got a ticket to ride th J-train to the other side
J-Train by JesseWHO? April 15, 2006
To Inflict much pain on another peer for cock-blocking you. Usally done in the form of a tackle or smack.
"This guy is taking my ladies i may have to bring the J-Train"
J-Train by Tin2100 June 7, 2007
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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