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Originally named after an efficient replacement for santa claus. Jorby is anything that is better than the original. This particularly applies to anything good within a workforce. This includes better productivity, salesmanship, a young go-getter etc. Jorby is masculinity, cuteness, power, sex-appeal, and testosterone all rolled into one appealing package. Related to jorbify
What would Jorby do? That was the most jorby act of domination I've ever seen!
jorby by Ross Palmer January 19, 2004
Words you can keep
an item in which the name or function is unbeknownst to (or has been forgotten by) the person uttering the term
“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”
jobby-joo by goose_on_a_roof October 15, 2020
Related Words
jorbyn jorby Jordyn Jobby jordy Joby jorb jobby-jabber Jorblin jorbins

Jobby Webcam 

Similar to webcamming, jobby webcam is a hobby where you turn on the camera and take a jobby.
Your mum is a jobby webcammer
Jobby Webcam by Miya Balsitch February 16, 2021
Jordynn is very pretty and outgoing,She is very bipolar and dont take shit from anybody jordynn is smart and confident and has a nice little ass youll wanna me Jordynn
Jordynn is so to die for!
Jordynn by Joanaaa margret March 13, 2017

jobby catchers

A pair of tracksuit bottoms with elasticated ankles, so called if the wearer shit himself the trousers would catch the jobby at the bottom.
nice jobby catchers son
jobby catchers by Raz_ftd September 16, 2005
Scottish slang for shite, quite possibly the funniest word ever made.
"A wee beige jobby, floating there, smiling at you!"
Jobby by AxelS September 17, 2013
That one English teacher who always arrives late and somehow resembles to lord Adolfo Hitler, btw, he ain’t that close to u, because u nasty af
Yo, Jorbe always yells at me, oh but Andrea...
Jorbe by iamjorbe November 22, 2018
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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