jonnaayitus

Jonnaayitus is a virus obtained by entering at 20 mile radius of micro streamer Jonnaay. Also could be gained by watching too many of his streams.
* this can also be contracted by exposure to somebody with the Eddie Munson Virus *
Symptoms include:
- chronically online
- being in the Jonnaay offline chat
- constant need for summer fruits juice
- 5 or more oomfs ( found from twitch chats )
- use of emotes everywhere
- constantly poorbaiting
- wanting alchohol at all times
- the need to drive after drinking

- a sudden love for bees
- suddenly discovering things thats are very know
- developing a huge ego
- suddenly thinking you own fashion
- pertvertalarm

(person 1) - “I have Jonnaayitus :(“

(person 2) - “omg stop watching that freaky perv”

by amelii_png July 31, 2024