A satirical joke assassin is an
annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke.
Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are
obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."
Person: Gta strippers will pop
out of the game and give u h*ad irl
Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about
Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on
the internet.