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johnodon 

the best
johnodon is the best
johnodon by johnodon May 22, 2020
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the realest nigga in flawda
a flawda nigga
tha boss
orlando goon
dat nigga joehood was slangin choppas down off 9th street
joehood by pistol playa February 23, 2008

JoWooded 

A JoWooded game is when the publisher doesn't support its developers and the users properly, and release their videogames in the worst shape possible, rendering them totally unplayable because its full of bugs and feels unfinished.
There're a lot of JoWoodeske publishers around the world.

JoWooded also means that a person, most likely a gamer, that got cheated by buying a crappy game that fulfilled none of his/her expectations.
Dude 1: Hey dude, what about Gothic 3: Forsaken Gods, is it worthwhile?
Dude 2: No, it's another JoWooded game, don't ever touch it if you still conserve your dignity.
Dude 1: It's really that bad? Then what about Mistmare?
Dude 2: Nooo, that's another Jowooded game.
Dude 1: But it wasn't published by JW, wasn't it?
Dude 2: No it wasn't, but it's crappy and unplayable as Forsaken Gods.

Another example:
Dude A: Man, I just adquired Dark Void. What a sh*t load of f*ck it is. I'm mad and disappointed.
Dude B: Just got JoWooded.
JoWooded by Argenguy1 September 29, 2010
1. Someone who is among all things, hood. However, not ghetto hood. For example, someone who can stare into your eyes and make you slap yourself in the face out of pure fear would be a JHood. Someone who can make a little baby on the beach start fighting you just by pointing at you is Jhood.

The reason for the J is during the chant, jHOOOD! Which is proclaimed during an event in which someone performs a hood act.

A person who creates games designed specifically to hurt people would also be considered a JHood.

2. A Rapper
Person #1: Yo! Sink this last cup to end this game of beer pong!

Person #2: OK!

Jhood- *Looks at Person #2*

Person #2: *Throws the game*
JHood by DBLOCK CONNECTION July 10, 2009
Persians mostly refer to jewish people as "JOOHOOD". Also any other race that is stingy with money will be referred to as JOOHOOD.
Don't be joohood, pay up!
Joohood by WhoMan January 22, 2008
jackets that have hoods
i need more jahoods
jahoods by GRaf_BROKEN June 13, 2020
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