Skip to main content

john marc

A person who usually considers themselves below others. They usually have a low self-esteem unless helped by friends. However, can be confident when necessary and is very helpful. Usually the fun and cringey guy in the group. Usually has a lot of friends, can be awkward at times. (A lot of times.)

Sleeps a lot. Plays video games. Likes Bananas.
by VGauntlet March 29, 2017
mugGet the john marc mug.

Gay Russian John Marc

Elton john a sexy short gay jiggaboob who singer-man
by Asskrak October 24, 2017
mugGet the Gay Russian John Marc mug.

lil john marco polo

1. Similar to the game 'Marco Polo' but played with quotes from Dave Chapelle's impersonation of Lil John. One person searching calles out "haWHAAAAAT", to which others respond "YEEEEAAAAHHH". This is particularly useful at hacker conventions

2. Hacker greeting modled after a three way handshake using the phrases "haWHAAAAAT", "YEEEEAAAAHHH", and "OOOHHH KAAAAAY"
I played lil john marco polo at AppSecUSA Lascon to find my friends.
by Wont give my name to a machine October 26, 2012
mugGet the lil john marco polo mug.

John Carroll marching band

The most energetic, crazy, and the most awsome band in the WORLD! The band is also directed by the coolest and the most energetic person you will meet in your life. (The name will not be mentioned for securety purposes.)
IT's AMAZING
1. John Carroll marching band Rocks!
2. Hey did you see the John Carroll marching band?
"ya they are amazing, they are amazing and mabye a little crazy it's all goood tho,". Ha Ha!!
by Someone.... =] October 5, 2007
mugGet the John Carroll marching band mug.

Pull a Johnmarc

Few and far between, people named Johnmarc are simply not clutch.

To "Pull a Johnmarc", would would be handily winning a competitive sport or game for the majority of the match only to lose at the last moment due to a stupid mistake. This can happen in situations where maybe you've gotten a large lead over your opponent and suddenly decide to stop scoring (or fail to) and give up on the idea of winning. Much like the verb, "to throw", where someone will lose a game after having obtained a sizable lead. This can also be used in a situation where you are fully capable of doing something but utterly fail to succeed.
Hey, is Lorenzo winning?

Yeah, but it's been a long time since I heard from him. I bet he'll pull a Johnmarc and lose lololol
by MochaCharok November 6, 2013
mugGet the Pull a Johnmarc mug.

Johnmarco

slightly gay individual, hilarious, good looking in a GQ kind of way. has his own gravitational pull, and if you look at him too long you are in danger of becoming addicted.
1. Wow, Johmarco is soooo funny.
2. Is Johnmarco gay?
3. It almost feels as if Johmarco is pulling me into his orbit.
by lsighlsdhglsdi January 3, 2010
mugGet the Johnmarco mug.

Dirty Johnmarco

When a man puts Tapatío hot sauce, guacamole, and meat on a woman’s vagina and sucks her vagina with the toppings
I received the Dirty Johnmarco
by ricewithduhspringroll April 28, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Johnmarco mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email