jizow 

A general purpose adjective used to declare emotion.

Can be used in conjunction with jiddily to proclaim excitement or joy.

1. I haven't seen you in a while. Jizow.
2. Man, I'm hungry. Jizow.
3. Holy crap, I won the lottery! Jiddily jizow!

jizow by Janbur October 13, 2009

Jizzwipe 

Anything that can be used to wipe away jizz; i.e. sock, tissue, towel, your girlfriends panties, etc.

Hey babe, could you hand me a jizzwipe?

Jizzwipe by Ju Tang Killa March 18, 2017

jizzweasel 

An ideologue who knowingly and publicly lies, or praises a scientific study knowing that it has been debunked, purely because it agrees with their predefined ideas and political agenda.

Oh my god, how can he retweet that rubbish! What a jizzweasel!

jizzweasel by Entropy72 January 22, 2017

jizzwazz 

Somebody you refer to as a wasted wank

That Danny Holland is a jizzwazz

jizzwazz by Missyb August 10, 2015

Jizzwhistle 

1. A synonym for the penis
2. An insult

1. Last night martha sucked my jizzwhistle.
2. Marc never gave me my DVD back, he's such a jizzwhistle.

Jizzwhistle by badjoke August 17, 2006

Jizzwig 

A person that has cum covering their hair, usually from a blowjob gone wrong. Also a person with blonde or white highlights.

Right before cumming, the man pushed the strippers head down and proceeded to give her a Jizzwig.

Jizzwig by Roster Web December 15, 2009

jizzwich 

a very unpleasant surprise inside of a food item,
a sandwich that looks like it may be good but you find it to be filled with shit.

Damn, i got thought this was a hoagie but its a fucking turkey jizzwich

jizzwich by jakebob March 15, 2007