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Jim Dandy
The act of forcefully defacating through the strings and into the body of an acoustic guitar, via the guitar's resonance hole. This abhorrent method of vandalism usually requires heavy practice and advanced physical contortion skills of the perpetrator. Usual suspects include perturbed musicians, hysterical fans, and the psychotic or inebriated. Named after the Gretsch "Jim Dandy" model parlor guitar, which are often the victims of this heinous act.
"Good lord, Terrance! What on Earth is that horrendous smell coming from the parlor?"
"Ol' Briscoe came in here last evening and Jim Dandied my new guitar! The gall!"
"The bastard! I knew it! I'd recognize the sulphuric brew of a Jim Dandy anywhere!"
"Ol' Briscoe came in here last evening and Jim Dandied my new guitar! The gall!"
"The bastard! I knew it! I'd recognize the sulphuric brew of a Jim Dandy anywhere!"
Jim Dandy by Elmer Gibson January 12, 2019
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Jim Dandy to the...
One day on a submarine, got a message from a mermaid queen, she was hanging from a fishing line, Jim Dandy to the... rescue!
Jim Dandy to the... by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2020
Jim dandy weather
Jim dandy weather - a meteorological term for describing perfect weather. This entails no clouds,, a bright Sun and a brilliant blue sky.
They looked out the window to check the weather; both smiling seeing it was a Jim dandy weather day.
Jim dandy weather by campbejo March 2, 2026
Collective 600 pound gorilla
A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
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Team of Destiny
noun
A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.
A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.
example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."
Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024
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