jim dandy 

said sarcastically when something bad happens.

Bob: I got a 54 on my math test. Fuckin JIM DANDY, huh?

jim dandy by E-Stylee November 8, 2005

Jim Dandy 

The act of forcefully defacating through the strings and into the body of an acoustic guitar, via the guitar's resonance hole. This abhorrent method of vandalism usually requires heavy practice and advanced physical contortion skills of the perpetrator. Usual suspects include perturbed musicians, hysterical fans, and the psychotic or inebriated. Named after the Gretsch "Jim Dandy" model parlor guitar, which are often the victims of this heinous act.

"Good lord, Terrance! What on Earth is that horrendous smell coming from the parlor?"
"Ol' Briscoe came in here last evening and Jim Dandied my new guitar! The gall!"
"The bastard! I knew it! I'd recognize the sulphuric brew of a Jim Dandy anywhere!"

Jim Dandy by Elmer Gibson January 12, 2019

jim dandy 

a guy who combs his pubic hair to make it look fluffy

That guy is such a creep. He's a real jim dandy.

jim dandy by bebepepekeke August 20, 2009

Jim Dandy to the... 

Jim Dandy to the rescue! This is the heroic rescue line of the fifties to seventies.

One day on a submarine, got a message from a mermaid queen, she was hanging from a fishing line, Jim Dandy to the... rescue!

Jim Dandy to the... by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2020

Jim dandy weather

Jim dandy weather - a meteorological term for describing perfect weather. This entails no clouds,, a bright Sun and a brilliant blue sky.

They looked out the window to check the weather; both smiling seeing it was a Jim dandy weather day.

Jim dandy weather by campbejo March 2, 2026