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JewMorris 

A Person of relevance to awesomeness or superb gayness.
depending on the style of hair wheter or not the person is gay.
Curly hair is awesome. Anything else is just wana Sykes
DUDE! Great Bass Playing! Your so JewMorris

WTF MAN don't be JewMorris god!
JewMorris by Jewdip November 10, 2009

jewmorous 

stereotypical jewish humor in movies and shows jews are allowed to laugh at, but non-jews aren't, because they don't "get it".
I never really got into Seinfeld, it's a little too jewmorous for me.
jewmorous by Brohanna December 3, 2010

Jewmormish 

A person who is Jewish, Mormon and and Amish. It is believed these are the people responsible for writing soap operas. They lack the ability to create realistic scenarios and dialog, and portray daily life in a skewed view only possible from someone who is religiously confused. The environments are often unrealistic, using excessively bright lights which would never exist in every day households.
Jewmormish writers are responsible for The Young and The Restless being poorly written.
Jewmormish by Matchel Vixen April 17, 2011

Jewtourage 

If you don't give me the job, I'll sick my Jewtourage on you.
Jewtourage by dtrbsimon2008 December 9, 2008

Jewmocracy 

A gang of Jews totally reliant on money, bagels, and Chuck Norris.
This Jewmocracy is suck, they hoggin' all the bagels.

This shit is Jewmocracy.
Jewmocracy by Thomas G. Heckleberg January 4, 2008

Jewmormon 

A new religion started in the 21st century in middle Georgia that centers around the philosophy that e=mc^2, where everything equals my choice. Jewmormons usually are hard rockers, rebels, daredevils, and they never have a hard time with the ladies.
Man, those Jewmormons are so awesome, and they don't give a shit about anything!
Jewmormon by Dr lbs February 7, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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