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jewmour

jewish humour; a joke that is making fun of hebrews/israelites/crazy people who wear those little hats
Finklestein: what do you call the extermination of thousands of jewish people?
Adolf: my kind of weekend!
Finklestein: now thats some jewmour!
by turtledave6969 May 17, 2011
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JewMorris

A Person of relevance to awesomeness or superb gayness.
depending on the style of hair wheter or not the person is gay.
Curly hair is awesome. Anything else is just wana Sykes
DUDE! Great Bass Playing! Your so JewMorris

WTF MAN don't be JewMorris god!
by Jewdip November 10, 2009
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jewmorous

stereotypical jewish humor in movies and shows jews are allowed to laugh at, but non-jews aren't, because they don't "get it".
I never really got into Seinfeld, it's a little too jewmorous for me.
by Brohanna December 3, 2010
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Jewmormish

A person who is Jewish, Mormon and and Amish. It is believed these are the people responsible for writing soap operas. They lack the ability to create realistic scenarios and dialog, and portray daily life in a skewed view only possible from someone who is religiously confused. The environments are often unrealistic, using excessively bright lights which would never exist in every day households.
Jewmormish writers are responsible for The Young and The Restless being poorly written.
by Matchel Vixen April 17, 2011
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Jewtourage

If you don't give me the job, I'll sick my Jewtourage on you.
by dtrbsimon2008 December 9, 2008
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Jewmocracy

A gang of Jews totally reliant on money, bagels, and Chuck Norris.
This Jewmocracy is suck, they hoggin' all the bagels.

This shit is Jewmocracy.
by Thomas G. Heckleberg January 4, 2008
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Jewmormon

A new religion started in the 21st century in middle Georgia that centers around the philosophy that e=mc^2, where everything equals my choice. Jewmormons usually are hard rockers, rebels, daredevils, and they never have a hard time with the ladies.
Man, those Jewmormons are so awesome, and they don't give a shit about anything!
by Dr lbs February 7, 2009
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