Jewified

Turning something useful into something unuseful/low quality/cheap.
After my luggage got stuck in the conveyor belt at the airport it got totally Jewified.

After I got in that car accident my car was totally Jewified.

Crap! I just got water all over my homework, now it's totally jewified!
by Jewish Joe April 08, 2008
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jewify

The act of making something or someone into a jew, or jew-like. This obviously relates to stinginess or money hogging.

Usually not meant as the act of converting to the Jewish religion.
Paul: aww man they're gonna jewify the cafeteria food price, it's up by two dollars!
Jew: what j00 say, cracka?
(gun shots)
by zork May 09, 2007
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