jesus rock 

Shitty, popcore "rock" "music," performed by marginally talented "musicians," for the purposes of:

1) Propagating skewed and fundamentalist beliefs to the ignorant and uninitiated;

2) Making shitloads of money

Yuppie Christian apologist shitheads force their halftarded children to listen to jesus rock in lieu of spending time with them.

jesus rock by c0q_m1x3r July 13, 2004

Rocket Jesus 

A (usually disparaging) nickname for Elon Musk, whose lofty SpaceX and Tesla ambitions (and their corresponding publicity and hype) have built a cult of personality among armchair-visionary worshippers all across the internet.

Did you hear about the Falcon Heavy's successful launch? Don't know how you could miss it, what with Rocket Jesus's face plastered all over Reddit today.

Rocket Jesus by Rajjak February 7, 2018

jesus saves, but satan rocks 

the essence of goodness is obedience, moral rectitude, moderation, whereas the essence of "evil" is rebellion, and thus "fun," or "coolness."

dude, i know that jesus saves, but satan rocks!

jesus saves, but satan rocks by memorybabe September 11, 2011