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A jerph is someone who cuts in a conversation, and preteds to know whats going on, usually seeing no harm in what they are doing. Also used as an insult to somebody who acts like a jerph.
Steve: Yo Scotty, did you hear I got some new tires on my bike.
Scott: What on your Super8?
Ryan: Oh thats Killer man!
Steve: Take off Ryan.
Scott: Get outta here jerph.

-A typical converstion involving a jerph would be more harsh that this because jerphs really piss ppl off
jerph by Ladies Mann May 24, 2004
Words you can keep
A jerph is some one who starts talking to you when your in the middle of a convo.
Dont even start talkin to me jerph!
jerph by Supra DM June 6, 2004
Related Words
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"That guy has a jerph"
Jerph by Meg Scott April 13, 2017

Jerkhole 

A hole in the ground in which one collects jerks.
"Oh man. MattyPatty has become a good person in this one! He's not an abusive jerkhole!!!" ~MatPat
Jerkhole by Definite_Faller February 1, 2018
A strong, independent woman/girl, who is proud of her jeep and her fellow jeep family. She builds other up instead of breaking them down. She believes in herself and her ability to stand on her own two feet. She is kind and giving, but don't get on her bad side, you won't like it.
Check out that JEEPHER, she is a bad ass woman/girl.
JEEPHER by Bettyb72 April 25, 2017

jerhoobs 

Term used by Kelso in "that 70's show" with the meaning of boobs that are not covered by a bra or shirt.
"let me touch those jerhoobs!!"
jerhoobs by The Child September 2, 2007
Jerry Chen and Sophia choe. Best ship name ever
Oh hey what’s up jerphia!
Jerphia by Rtms October 16, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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