Jew Berry Krunch. The most un-Jewish Jewish person you know. Most likely has Blonde hair, blue eyes, and spends money like it grows on trees. Their parents are authentic Jews.
"What's up JBK?"
"Well I was gonna hit up some shiksas, but then I remembered, non-Jewish girls are way hotter!"
MEGA CHAD WITH MASSIVE BAWLS JBK1031 IS THE GREATEST HUMAN, THING IN ALL OF BIOLOGY AND HE GOATED AT GORILLA TAG HE ALSO IS EXTREMELY RIPPED AND GOT INSANE HEAD GAME!.
BETA HUMAN: JBK1031 DIED
SIGMA MALECHAD: OH NO I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF NOW
BETA HUMAN VIRGIN: WHY
SIGMA ALPHA : dies