jazzface

A mathematical algorithm used to synthesize axioms from the amalgamated wisdom of humanity through the ages, and deposit them throughout the web in various forums for the enlightenment of all future generations.

God exists, if only in the form of a jazzface with high survival value, in the environment provided by human culture.

by zopdeep April 14, 2010

Jizzface

the facial expression that a person has before taking a man's wad in the face.

damn that hoe made the ugliest jizzface before i unloaded in her eye!

by quachified September 16, 2005

Jizzface

An insult used in the cafeteria when one person eats pizza with ranch and gets ranch on their face.

Student 1: Man do you know how to eat?
Student 2: What you talking about?
Student 3: What a Jizzface!!!
Student 2: Ughhh!!!

by Nicklou November 8, 2010

Hungry Jazz Face

a face made by amature dancers when trying to look impressive but really come off as being a stupid slut or horny.

Sally wanted to make up for the fact that she couldn't point her feet so she decided to "dazzle" the audience with her hungry jazz face.

by the prez and Vice prez December 8, 2012

jizzfaced testicle flap

When you bust a load of spunk on a girls face that makes her temporarily blind and sucks ur nutsack

Mrs. Nanners loves the jizzfaced testicle flap

by alex"rus" tsaur November 5, 2003

Jizzface

(n.) An insulting name, especially used when object has committed an obnoxious or annoying act

The professor assigned way too much homework this week. He's such a jizzface.

by tobeornot2be February 3, 2010

Jizzface

a man who makes girls take it in the face

hey gez, i hear ur a right jizzface. did you plaster her face again?

by awezomeman1 January 15, 2007