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A rare species of animal that is known to roam an area only known as Carytown. Can be seen hunting anything Apple, Segway, or Sidekick related and Steve Jobs. Only one known enemy: books. Can be seen associating with another strange species known as Kelcie Fishnets. Known to be the creator of oddly catchy phrases. Often travel in packs of 17. Black.
Phillip: Tim, check it! It's a Jarlan!

Tim: Is that Steve Jobs in his mouth?

Phillip: Yeah! Let me take a hella trill pic with my Sidekick LX!

Brendon Urie: I smoke weed and have ADHD!
jarlan by Kelcie Fishnets June 25, 2008
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Jalandhar is a city in the north-western India state of Punjab. The oldest city in Punjab, in recent years it has seen rapid urbanisation and developed into a highly industrialised centre of commercial activity. Jalandhar was the capital of Punjab from India's independence (1947) until Chandigarh was built in 1953. Situated on the Grand Trunk Road, it is a major rail and road junction, and is 144 km northwest of the state capital, Chandigarh. The city was known as Jullundur in British India.
Let's go to Jalandhar and eat at Haveli, its the best restaurant in India.
Jalandhar by Lifeinknife October 11, 2014
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jarlan • Jaylan • Jarman • Jalani • Jaelan • jalan • Jalana • jaran • jarlen • jarlyn
"Mighty Warrior" aka the realest nigga put there. Nobody fucks with Jalani because Jalani is a beast. You mess with Jalani you mess with their crew.
"Damn, he's the Jalani on the block."
"This kingpin is a real Jalani!"
Jalani by I knows November 21, 2014

jaylanie 

Jaylanie is the name of a girl who would never bring someone down. She will always be there for someone who really needs it! She is a nice, beautiful, and courageous girl! A Jaylanie might get anoyyed sometimes about some things but that doesn't affect the relationship she has with someone! She has so much love and care for every one including people she has never known before.
I want to be a Jaylanie one day!
jaylanie by cacu March 15, 2017
A special and unique person, Always thinking of others. Likes to make jokes, Makes friends easily. Doesn't care what people say about them. Likes to be active.
Wow, that's a jalan
jalan by The Sniffer February 18, 2017
Jaelani is the type of girl you want to stay with. She’s the type to lighten up the mood without trying and is so pretty and funny that time passes by so fast when your with her. She’s that baddie who cares for her family and friends and takes crap from no one. She trust you until you give her a reason not too. She’s that friend you want to never let go.
Girl: hey have you seen jaelani? she’s just so pretty and vibes with everybody!!
Girl 2: YES!!! omg I want to be friends with her!!
Jaelani by Bbygurl_7 August 22, 2020
Girls if you meet a boy named Jaylan, don’t let him go. He is skinny, cute, short and very funny. However, if he does not like you, he will be RUDE to you but he harldy dislikes people.

He also has a special quality that will be revealed.
Girl #1: Oh my! It’s Jaylan

Girl #2: No, I want him to myself. JAYLAN!!!
Jaylan by BabyBlue108 December 5, 2017
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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