A more severe form of Jalapeno shit, the Jalapeno Shits are horrifically painful, burning diarrhoea that sticks to you
like napalm and burns
like the fires of Hell, they are the result of an over-indulgence of Mexican
food, the worst attack is often the first time one consumes a copious amount of Jalapenos, symptoms of the Jalapeno Shits include:
*Not wanting to
go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno
skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-
like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man'
s arse Capsaicin receptors
The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take
anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you'
re in for one painful ride!
Person
1: Do you want to come out?
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican
food last
night, I'm in agony!