jak salad 

A special type of salad intended for people learning how to type. It often goes along with some asdf and/or jkl;.

Chris took a break from his typing lesson to get a bowl of jak salad.

jak salad by Eszett March 2, 2004

jak salad 

jak salad is a combination of jelly beans and (chocolate) kisses. This recipe was created by (me!) when a sentence in the 6th grade keyboarding book mentioned jak salad and students inevitably asked what it was . . . so I created
J = jelly beans
A = and
K = Kisses

Salad! Incoming 6th graders always look forward to it!

He enjoyed eating jak salad because he had such a sweet tooth.

jak salad by S. A. Benham April 18, 2005

Jak Salad 

When a pimp and his bitch are together at the dinner table and the the pimp puts his meat stick in her salad hand makes his own "ranch dressing". Thus after this is performed she then eats it.

All of my bitches be getting a Jak Salad tonight.

Jak Salad by Frankly Dontgivadamn September 20, 2011

Jak Salad 

When a group of college guys in keyboarding class gets drunk with the girls in keyboarding class, the guys take turns jaking on their faces.

Dude me and the guys got so drunk the other night we gave some nasty ho a Jak Salad after the game!

Jak Salad by OST110 February 28, 2019