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A creationist ex-Etonian with an aubergine for a head who is so backward he thinks ploughs are high tech.
Ey up, Larry, did you ‘ear about jacob rees-mogg? He tried to reintroduce fox-hunting the other day.
by Logieman June 03, 2018
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A UK politician who wears a top-hat and idolises Victorian England. He enjoys various pastimes such as getting rid of his human excrement by having his servants throw it from his tower upon the heads of the peasants, rallying to abolish the right to water for anyone without an income above £1m per annum, and hunting the homeless for sport.
"Jacob Rees-Mogg! Clean up after yourself, my boy! You've left dismembered homeless people on the marble floors again!".
by Scrzabble October 18, 2020
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