You can never count on this person to be there when you need them. They show up when it's convenient for them, usually with a hidden agenda.
I.E. On the 1st and 15th, I can expect a visit from my favorite jack-in-the-box-pop-up-artist
I.E. On the 1st and 15th, I can expect a visit from my favorite jack-in-the-box-pop-up-artist
by TGDub September 01, 2009