iwon
iwon is a synonym for hoe/slut/bitch. it originates in switzerland, iwon is the mother of a young boy called fipsi and she behaves like the usual cock thirsty slut we all know and love.
iwon by Milyterk187 January 9, 2017
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iWonder • Iwona • iwon • IWONA’D • iwonder family • iwonka • IWontHurtYou • I won’t • i won’t you • I wondah!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
The greatest song lyric of all time. From Rage Against The Machines "Killing In The Name Of."
Best used when shouted 16 times in a row at the nearest authority figure.
Best used when shouted 16 times in a row at the nearest authority figure.
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FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
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MOTHERFUCKER!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
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MOTHERFUCKER!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me by Jimmy Pop 24 November 7, 2007
I WON THE ELECTION
The diarrhetic mouth ejaculate of a lifelong loser and sociopath who will never know true love or happiness.
I WON THE ELECTION by millstone November 17, 2020
i won't hold my breath
A phrase given in response to something you know is not going to happen.
In other words, you'll "die" waiting on this particular thing to happen.
In other words, you'll "die" waiting on this particular thing to happen.
Him: "I know i've hurt you alot in the past, but i promise it won't happen again"
Me: "I won't hold my breath"
Me: "I won't hold my breath"
i won't hold my breath by London Roads June 12, 2017
no I won't make out with you
A phrase that a guy says to a girl loudly in a public place to attempt to embarrass that girl. This is usually sarcastic and said to a complete stranger who wants to ask a guy something simple.
The phrase originates from the movie "Billy Madison" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...
The phrase originates from the movie "Billy Madison" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...
no I won't make out with you by Dassh October 3, 2004
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Say I won't
Verbally challenging back to your friends to give you added courage to do something that may be stupid or out of the norm.
Say I won't by James Dorsey July 12, 2007
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