ithyphallic

adj.

1. Of or relating to the phallus carried in the ancient festival of Bacchus.
2. Having the penis erect. Used of graphic and sculptural representations.
3. Lascivious; salacious.

A guy who is leering at a women is ithyphallic.

ithyphallic by Microchick13 February 24, 2005

Ithyphallophobia 

Fear of erect penises

Lindy has ithyphallophobia, so she's a lesbian.

Ithyphallophobia by Seltar March 27, 2004

Ithyphallophobia 

The fear of having a boner.
Don't know why this exists, but it does.

very normal guy: i have Ithyphallophobia.
(looks at girl)
(looks down)
(starts uncontrollably screaming)

Ithyphallophobia by thiscatisd September 12, 2022