A cross between an Italian and a Mexican. Usually human in both appearance and nature, though one may, upon occasion, wonder. Itacans prefer a life of bitchery and constant whining. They are short and rather stocky. The culinary object of desire has been observed to be chalupas. Career choices involve opportunities to bitch a plenty, did I mention they bitch a lot?
A large majority of species is reported to be male.
A large majority of species is reported to be male.
by Cake and Pie November 25, 2007