IT Support

See 'Dave'

'Oh I need some IT support.'

'Daves the man for the job'

by DesignerAsh October 13, 2011

IT Support

Because being Retarded didn't make your life shitty enough, You decided to help morons do extremely simple tasks.

Hey my computer isn't working

You should go see the IT Support guy

Doesn't he have a name?

No i don't think so

by Lunacity November 10, 2021

IT support booty call

When a person or customer befriends you only to milk IT support (technical support or help desk type activities) from you. Much like a booty call except here the person is just using the other person for technical support and no actual booty or the like is exchanged. In this case it is apparent that the relationship is just to get easy access to technical help when the calls or instant messages always lead to: "Can you fix my printer or my internet is down can you help me?"

Kim: "Hey Carmelo how are you?"
Carmelo: "Hey Kim, I'm fine, how are you?" How was your weekend?"
Kim: "My weekend was fine thank you, but listen i need your help, I can't print and you always fix it faster than anyone else can you help me?"
Carmelo says to self: "why does she only call me to fix her computer problems?"
Johnny: Bro why do you always fall for the IT support booty call, you know she really doesn't like you right?

The next call starts the same way but leads to another IT (no) booty call!

by Don Gesu (Zio Carmine) January 21, 2011

itsopportunity

The ability of being courageous and confident beyond the limitations

Become itsopportunity

by itsopportunity May 7, 2023

Insupportive

Insupportive
ʌnsəˈpɔ tɪv/
adjective
not providing encouragement or emotional help.
"the family environment is insupportive"

Ay yo, this bitch straight insupportive.

by Beltedtoast August 30, 2016