Girl: *walks by*
Guy: *DAAAAAAMMMNNNN SHE A BRA TUMOR"
Guy: *texting his friends* "yo I just saw bra tumor walk bye!!"
Guys friends: "Oh shit bro u lucky"
Guy: *DAAAAAAMMMNNNN SHE A BRA TUMOR"
Guy: *texting his friends* "yo I just saw bra tumor walk bye!!"
Guys friends: "Oh shit bro u lucky"
by ouchiewoooo February 6, 2017
A large, slightly burnt bubble on a slice of pizza, making it more or less appealing to the pizza eater
"Oh man gimme that slice with the huge pizza tumor"
"NO! Don't give me the one with the Pizza Tumor"
"NO! Don't give me the one with the Pizza Tumor"
by Uabua October 15, 2007
Large bulge under a man's shirt resembling pregnancy. Like a pot belly but usually associated with an otherwise normal, nice looking, well educated, younger male.
" Ya know, Jason would be a real catch if he'd just loose the food tumor."
"Do you have a table available, my food tumor makes it hard to sit in a booth."
"Do you have a table available, my food tumor makes it hard to sit in a booth."
by udrtkr1 March 21, 2010
One who doesn't really add to a situation, but is just there. Usually you don't mind them, they just tag along.
"Yeah, that tag along fatty is a benign tumor fo sho!"
"She just sat there."
"Benign tumor?"
"Definitely."
"She just sat there."
"Benign tumor?"
"Definitely."
by Deesh November 5, 2006
A Wisconsin Tumor refers to the infamous "beer gut" that so many men proudly sport. The term references Wisconsin in particular most likely because of the amount of beer consumption and cheese eating that takes place there. Although many males in Wisconsin have the mysterious body shape, this can be seen on men all over the world.
by Mkeah March 30, 2012
Diamond ring, as worm by a woman to announce to the world that some other dude (not you) is snacking on her goodies... look elsewhere, this one's infected
So I spy this mad hottie at the bat the other night. I'm just about to drop some game when I notice she's got a carbon tumor. I've got no playbook for married chicks!
by somegeyeinCLE November 8, 2010