It'd've

1.) it would have; it-would-have
2.) it should have; it-should-have

1.) "If it weren't for Aaron saying his name wrong when the sub was taking names on the clipboard, it'd've not gotten snapped in half."

2.) "What do you mean the -inator failed?! It'd've had a simple and smooth run!"

It'd've by DrRwWwWrRr January 13, 2022

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it'dve

A contraction of the phrase "it would have".

And I'dve gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! And it'dve been easier without that fuckin' dog!

it'dve by S3phar0 August 11, 2010

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it'dve • What It D • Jake’d-it • Will'd it • D it up • Joe'd It • John’d It • kanye'd it • Squeex'd it • Tash'd it

Itdve

A simple, lazy, CBA way of saying It Would Have. Often used with the following apostrophes It'd've

Mark: It'd've been nice to see that chick from work tonight.
John: Itdve been excellent to bang her.

Itdve by wmaker123 January 1, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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